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Laundry and what's up my nose. Discuss. [22 Feb 2007|06:13pm]

stucklikeglue
1) Why is it that the combination of boys' and girls' laundry creates a completely new laundry scent? Usually, boy laundry smells of boy and girl laundry smells of girl - but when the two are combined, it just smells suspicious.

2) Who here has a pierced nose? Does it ever stop feeling like you've got a massive solid bogey lurking in there?
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mail art call - WE ALL BLEED (PERIOD.) [29 Sep 2006|02:23pm]

violetanger
MAIL ART CALL - WE ALL BLEED (PERIOD).
Any Medium, Any style. postcard size, dealing with menstrual cycles - celebration, frustration, disgust, pride.
The first one, the last one, skipping them, the relief or pain associated.
Women and Men welcome to participate.
Must be received by Nov. 1st, 2006.

All entries will be hung at Sarah Lawrence College's
student art gallery - ASPACE, at the Menstural Art Show, on Thursday Nov. 9th.
All participants will recieve reciprocal art piece.

Part of the Gender Fuck Symposium - a week long series of programming to challenge gender assumptions, roles and stereotypes.
Please send submissions to:

Erin Burrows
Menstrual Art Show
1 Mead Way
Bronxville, NY 10708
USA

Thank You!
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[25 Oct 2005|03:00pm]

splintered_head
[ mood | worried ]

I just want to know (when) is it safe during your period to have unprotected sex?

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[02 May 2005|12:49pm]

spiritof1976
You know what I hate?

When you're doing a really massive poo, and you can feel it squeezing out and you know it's going to be massive......then it shoots out, torpedos down the u-bend and disappears.

When it disappears like that it robs us of the chance to gaze down in the pan and look in admiration and awe at this amazing thing that we've created.

I hate that.
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the biggest lie ever perpetuated by the medical establishment... [09 Jan 2005|05:09pm]

miss_heni
and i quote: a few days after you have taken the last pill from each pack, you will have a period. your periods will be regular, probably lighter than before and almost always painless.

today i have been mostly in bed groaning in agony and LEAKING, like some kind of... menstrual leaky tap. a highly scientific survey (two other girls who are on the pill) shows that 100% of patients are exceptions to the above claims. any trust i used to have in doctors has now evaporated.
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[02 Dec 2004|04:42pm]

miss_heni
the most addictive bad-taste biological game on the internet

someone showed it to me at school. i worry.
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[14 Aug 2004|12:11pm]

stucklikeglue
This isn't downstairs related, but still worthy of a mention. This morning I notice my eyes are all pink and gooey, so my mum told me to go to the doctor to get some eye drops. The doctor tells me it's probably conjunctivitis and tests my eyes with this orange dye stuff, that he warns me will stain everything it touches.
When I get home, I went to wipe my nose and I realised all my snot was bright orange. How did the dye get from in my eye to in my bogeys?
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[15 Jul 2004|01:13pm]

_spacevixen
i don;t know why, but recently i seem to have heard loads of stories about girls bleeding over everything. am i like the only girl who hasn't bled all over the bed?
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[11 Jul 2004|10:00pm]

_pariah
In the 'interests' section of our info page, I clicked on the interest 'period sex', and it turns out there are other users interested in period sex who, like, aren't even us! There's also a community called LJ dare who list period sex as an interest.


Sick fucks.
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[09 Jun 2004|05:09pm]

marnarama
Y'know pubes, they're well wierd! 'cos, I have pubes, right, which are brown and long but underneath, some of my skin still has the little blonde hairs that I have everywhere else on my body - how strange!!
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[05 Jun 2004|05:48pm]

marnarama
I know this is slightly off topic but I just sneezed a load of snot onto my face, it was amazing!
(I'm on my period whilst typing this so I guess that counts for something)
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[29 May 2004|10:52pm]

spiritof1976
A while back I got drunk on Caffreys, and then lay in bed farting lots of Caffreys farts. When I woke up the next morning, my entire room smelled of Caffrey-farts.
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[24 May 2004|07:05pm]

_pariah
Was it someone here that told me it's bad to hold your pee in when you're pissing? It is, you know. There's some myth that declares it's fab for your pelvic floor muscles BUT IT ISN'T! It's bad.

But it's fun.
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[19 May 2004|11:10am]

stucklikeglue
You know that thing that's going around lj at the minute where you find out what happens when you use your username as a font colour? That reminded me of this:

If you're looking at this in Internet Explorer, the colour of this text should be a lovely shade of brown. Check the source to find out what the colour is called.

(I'm not sure if that works in Mozilla or whatever other browser you have).
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[12 May 2004|09:08pm]

spiritof1976
Quick poll.


If you've just done a really impressive poo - I mean a big, long stretch of cumberland sausage curving out of your bum and dropping down in a finely-crafted elongated sculpture - do you like to look down into the bowl and admire your creation?
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[12 May 2004|07:33pm]

marnarama
beer makes me poo more.
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[06 May 2004|04:02pm]

marnarama
I've just started my period for the second time in a month, urggh
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[06 May 2004|01:39pm]

heartxonxfire
Haha, I just stumbled across this through someone's info page, found it quite amusing.
Not too surprised to see a few familiar faces :D Lizzy...Laura :)
Fannies are the future.
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[04 May 2004|05:25pm]

hannastar
"I've left my tampon in for over ten hours, does this mean I'm going to wake up with Gary Barlow for my left leg?" -- Lydia

Greetings ladies and gentlemen. I have finally given in to the inevitable and joined this community.

Don't all cheer at once.
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